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  1. #Eng #Fail

    June 18, 2010 by The Man

    What’s the difference between a teabag and England? A teabag stays in the cup longer.

    The player of the match was the little bird on Algeria’s goal.

    MISSING PERSON NOTICE: 24 year-old male, last seen wearing Man Utd #10 shirt, answers to Wayne.

    David James to play in goal for England against Algeria tonight. He was 3rd-choice last Saturday. Remarkable.

    We’re sending the AFC Smithfield DVD out to¬†ENG, they need all the help they can get!!!

    England are complaining to FIFA that a fan got into their dressing rooms after the game. Should be glad they still have one.

    The best thing about that match was that we don’t have to watch it again.

    Is England’s performance indicative of the English Premier League; inflated egos , inflated wages, poor overall English quality?

    3 hours of football played and Rob Green is still our top scorer.